{"type":"programming","setup":"Knock-knock.","punchline":"A race condition. Who is there?","id":362}
{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}
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{"fact":"A group of cats is called a clowder.","length":36}
{"fact":"The largest breed of cat is the Ragdoll with males weighing in at 1 5 to 20 lbs. The heaviest domestic cat on record was a neutered male tabby named Himmy from Queensland, Australia who weighed 46 lbs. 1 5 oz.","length":209}
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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
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