{"type":"general","setup":"How do you fix a broken pizza?","punchline":"With tomato paste.","id":122}
{"type":"general","setup":"A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...","punchline":"I'm sorry, we don't serve food here","id":42}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?","punchline":"Because then it'd be a foot!","id":308}
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{"fact":"Unlike dogs, cats do not have a sweet tooth. Scientists believe this is due to a mutation in a key taste receptor.","length":114}
{"type":"standard","title":"Philippa's crombec","displaytitle":"Philippa's crombec","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1305047","titles":{"canonical":"Philippa's_crombec","normalized":"Philippa's crombec","display":"Philippa's crombec"},"pageid":12192936,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/aa/Sylvietta_philippae_distribution_map.png/330px-Sylvietta_philippae_distribution_map.png","width":320,"height":320},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/Sylvietta_philippae_distribution_map.png","width":1000,"height":1000},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1127221222","tid":"b45f2c89-7af7-11ed-9fa1-c41d7e729fab","timestamp":"2022-12-13T15:06:22Z","description":"Species of bird","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippa's_crombec","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippa's_crombec?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippa's_crombec?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Philippa's_crombec"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippa's_crombec","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Philippa's_crombec","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippa's_crombec?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Philippa's_crombec"}},"extract":"Philippa's crombec, also known as the short-billed crombec, is a species of African warbler, formerly placed in the family Sylviidae. It is found in Ethiopia and Somalia. Its natural habitat is dry savanna.","extract_html":"
Philippa's crombec, also known as the short-billed crombec, is a species of African warbler, formerly placed in the family Sylviidae. It is found in Ethiopia and Somalia. Its natural habitat is dry savanna.
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The Hunt for Red October is a video game based on the 1990 film The Hunt for Red October. It was first released in 1991 for the Nintendo Entertainment System. Versions for the Game Boy and Super NES were subsequently released.
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