{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
{"fact":"Most cats adore sardines.","length":25}
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{"fact":"Polydactyl cats (a cat with 1-2 extra toes on their paws) have this as a result of a genetic mutation. These cats are also referred to as 'Hemingway cats' because writer Ernest Hemingway reportedly owned dozens of them at his home in Key West, Florida.","length":252}
{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}
{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
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