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Come Share My Love is the debut studio album by American R&B singer Miki Howard. Released on November 19, 1986, under Atlantic Records label, the album peaked at #171 on the Billboard 200 and #19 on the Billboard R&B Albums Chart. Howard scored her first hit song off the debut album when \"Come Share My Love\" peaked to #5 on Billboard's Hot Black Singles Chart in 1986.

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